Isidoro (Ike) Blaisten (1933-2004) Novelista y cuentista judรญo-argentino/Argentine Jewish Novelist and Short-story Writer — “Lodz no contesta”/”Lodz Doesn’t Answer”

Isidoro Blaisten (Ike) fue escritor y poeta argentino, nacido en Concordia (Entre Rรญos), en 1933. Su primera obra fue el libro de poemasย Sucediรณ en la lluviaย (1965), sin embargo, nunca volviรณ a publicar poesรญa.Su primera colecciรณn de cuentos,ย La felicidadย (1969), incluรญa el humor negro de “El tรญo Facundo” y el retrato social de “Los tarmas”, donde los miembros de una familia se alimentan de los canapรฉs que sirven en fiestas donde no han sido invitados. Despuรฉs llegaronย La salvaciรณnย (1972),ย El magoย (1975) y uno de los libros mรกs celebrados,ย Dublรญn al Surย (1980). Cerrado por melancolรญaย (1981). Entre sus libros de cuentos fueron:ย Cuentos anterioresย (1982),ย Carroza y reinaย (1986) yย Al acechoย (1995), En sus relatos, Blaisten presenta con gran humor las peculiaridades de la sociedad urbana actual, donde se funde con la ironรญa y lo crรญtico para describir las caracterรญsticas lingรผรญsticas de sus personajes. Poco antes de su muerte publicรณ su primera novela,ย Voces en la noche, Su protagonista es un vendedor de lencerรญa que se convierte en el principal enemigo de una organizaciรณn decidida a acabar con la literatura. Enย Anticonferenciasย (1983), consiguiรณ unir el ensayo y la narrativa. Miembro de la Academia Argentina de Letras y miembro correspondiente de la Real Academia Espaรฑola, Blaisten recibiรณ, entre otras muchas distinciones, la Faja de Honor de la Sociedad Argentina de Escritores (SADE), el Premio Konex de Platino y el Premio Anual a la Trayectoria Artรญstica del Fondo Nacional de las Artes. Falleciรณ en 2004. Adaptado de Biografรญas.com

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Isidoro Blaisten (Ike)was an Argentine writer and poet, born in Concordia (Entre Rรญos), in 1933. His first work was the book of poems It happened in the rain (1965), however, he never published poetry again. His first collection of short stories, Happiness (1969), included the black humor of “El uncle Facundo” and the social portrait of “Los tarmas”, where the members of a family eat the canapรฉs that they serve at parties where they have not been invited. Then came Salvation (1972), The Wizard (1975) and one of the most celebrated books, Dublin to the South (1980). Closed for Melancholy (1981). Among his story books were: Cuentos anteriores (1982), Carroza y Reina (1986) and Lurking (1995), In his stories, Blaisten presents with great humor the peculiarities of today’s urban society, where he merges with irony to describe the linguistic characteristics of their characters. Shortly before his death, he published his first novel, Voices in the Night. Its protagonist is a lingerie salesman who becomes the main enemy of an organization determined to put an end to literature. In Anticonferences (1983), he managed to unite the essay and the narrative. Member of the Argentine Academy of Letters and corresponding member of the Royal Spanish Academy, Blaisten received, among many other distinctions, the Honor Sash of the Argentine Society of Writers (SADE), the Platinum Konex Award and the Annual Lifetime Achievement Award. Artistic of the National Endowment for the Arts. He passed away in 2004. Adapted from Biografรญas.com

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ISIDORO BLAISTEN

LOTZ  NO CONTESTA

Banquo. – ยฟ Va muy adelantada la noche, muchacho?

Fleance. – Se ha ocultado la luna, y no he oรญdo el reloj.

Wi/liam Shakespeare, Macbeth

Pecheny se despertรณ. Estaba apoyado contra el respaldo, tenรญa la nuca mojada y estaba llorando en la oscuridad. Era muy temprano en la esfera luminosa del despertador y-algo, en algรบn lugar, muy cerca, estaba por pasar. Lentamente, cuidadosamente, se corriรณ hasta el borde de la cama y buscรณ con el pie el talรณn aplastado de la alpargata. Mantรฉ dijo algo entre sueรฑos. Pecheny dio vuelta la cabeza. Pero ya la respiraciรณn de Maritรฉ habรญa vuelto a ser pausada y constante, como siguiendo el ritmo del despertador.

En el bolsillo del piyama, el bolsillo de arriba, Pecheny tenรญa el paรฑuelo; lo sacรณ, se lo pasรณ por los ojos y lo volviรณ a guardar. Algo, muy cerca, estaba pasando.

Sin hacer ruido, Pecheny abriรณ el cajoncito de la mesa de luz, tanteรณ y fue sacando el sobre plegado de papel de arroz, la tabaquera y el encendedor. Puso todo en los bolsillos y en el fondo del cajoncito tocรณ el Longines. Lo guardรณ en el bolsillo de arriba, junto al paรฑuelo, y se levantรณ. Caminรณ con el brazo extendido y a tientas saliรณ del dormitorio, rozando la cรณmoda, rozando la silla donde estaba colgado el palmbich. Una luz rayada se filtrรณ a travรฉs de los postigos del comedor. Venรญa del farol de la hornacina de Echeveste.

Pecheny caminรณ sobre el linรณleum del pasillo, tocรณ el sillรณn plegadizo, el revistero, los flecos del banderรญn, la pared, el marco de la puerta de la cocina y encendiรณ la luz. El resplandor sobre el mantel de hule le hizo entornar los ojos. El mantel era blanco, con patitos celestes, y la luz rebotaba en el hule blanco, en los azulejos blancos, en la mesada de mรกrmol y en el enloza-do limpio y blanco de la cocina a querosรฉn. Habรญa pasado, habรญa sido muy cerca.

Pecheny corriรณ un taburete y se sentรณ. Fue dejando la tabaquera, el sobre del papel y el encendedor. Los fue dejando encima de los patitos, en fila. Sacรณ el Longines, lo abriรณ, mirรณ la hora y lo volviรณ a guardar en el bolsillo. En ese momento habรญa pasa-do.

Pecheny mirรณ a travรฉs del vidrio de la puerta entreabierta. Se veรญa el fondo del jardรญn en la noche, la sombra indecisa de la parra. En ese momento habรญa pasado y Pecheny se quedรณ mirando fijo los patitos del mantel. Eran celestes, con un ojo amarillo. El agua era ondulada y amarilla. Lotz tenรญa uno igual. Maritรฉ y Teresita Lotz habรญan comprado los dos manteles en la liquidaciรณn de “Blanco y Negro”. Lotz se reรญa: “Mire, Pecheny, si por ahรญ se me equivoca y se mete en la cocina de casa. De ser por el mantel, ni se darรญa cuenta”. Dentro de poco, a las seis y cuarenta y nueve, tendrรญa que estar con Lotz. Tendrรญa que estar vestido, listo para salir, controlando el Longines, listo para gritar, listo para llamar a Lotz gritando por encima de la medianera. La lรญnea ondulada era del color del ojo y estaba imperceptiblemente corta-da debajo de cada patito, y habรญa acabado de pasar.

Pecheny volviรณ a sacar el Longines y lo dejรณ, abierto, sobre el mantel. La sombra de la tapa se proyectaba oblicua y oval. Pecheny fue siguiendo la aguja del segundero, cada golpe, cada detenciรณn, cada contracciรณn, escuchando en cada nรบmero. Falta-ban cuatro horas y media. La primera vez, en veintisiete aรฑos de ferrocarril, que estaba despierto a esa hora. Quizรกs en Conquistadores. Pero no. No era tan tarde. Lotz se tendrรญa que acordar. Dentro de cuatro horas y media iba a estar con Lotz, los dos con el palmbich blanco, el panamรก blanco, los zapatos beige y blanco.

    Pecheny desatรณ el cordรณn de la tabaquera. Ahora se podรญa ver el repujado, el caballo, la cabeza del caballo asomando entre la herradura de siete clavos, y sus iniciales, E. P. Regalo de Lotz. Lotz y Teresita Lotz se la habรญan regalado para su cumpleaรฑos. Pecheny sacรณ una hoja del sobre, ahuecรณ el papel, un hueco acanalado. Despuรฉs fue emparejando las hebras del tabaco. Lo enrollรณ. Despuรฉs mojรณ la parte engomada. Al levantar la cabeza vio que detrรกs de la sombra de la parra la luna se movรญa. Cortรณ la tira de la parte engomada, la estrujรณ entre los dedos y la dejรณ sobre un patito. El ojo del patito miraba tercamente hacia adelante. Pecheny levantรณ la tapa del encendedor. Lotz se reรญa: “Pecheny, no se dice mรกs yesquero. Diga encendedor. No diga yesquero que van a pensar que es un viejo”. La llama, agranda-da como una visiรณn, flotรณ por un momento y desapareciรณ detrรกs del vidrio, detrรกs de la noche, detrรกs de la parra, en el jardรญn. Habรญa pasado.

Pecheny dio una pitada y se levantรณ. Encima de la radio, en-cima de la carpetita, estaba el cenicero. Lo llevรณ a la mesa y volviรณ a sentarse. Lotz tenรญa uno igual. Pero un poco mรกs darito. Regalo de Rcdman. Redman les habรญa regalado uno a cada uno cuando fueron a encargar el pergamino para Osa. Lotz se reรญa: “Mire, Pecheny, quรฉ le parece. Podemos tomar la sopa”. “Es cabedor”, les habรญa dicho Redman. El cenicero era muy grande, de bakelita, marrรณn, con vetas blancas, con grandes letras blancas que daban toda la vuelta: Casa Redman. Concordia. Entre Rรญos 719– 721 – 723. Casa especial. En Marcos-Cuadros-Estampas-Pergaminos. Y modelos para pintura y dibujo. Importaciรณn directa de Europa. Flores artificiales.

Pecheny girรณ otra vez el cenicero, volviรณ a sacudir otra vez laceniza, volviรณ a mirar lentamente el humo alargado que se iba por la banderola y aplastรณ el cigarrillo que ya comenzaba a abrirse. Despuรฉs dio vuelta varias veces el sobre del papel, lo abriรณ, leyรณ todo lo que decรญa: Papel de fumar – 75 horas. El Surubรญ – Marca registrada. Tรญrese suavemente de la hoja. Selecta SAIC – Goya. Corrientes. Papel engomado. Lotz se reรญa: “ยฟCuรกndo piensa comprar los cigarrillos hechos, Pecheny? Ya ni los gringos de las colonias”.

Pecheny mirรณ. El Longines brillaba, a la luz de la luna alta, redonda y remota. La esfera de porcelana parecรญa transparente y resaltaba el relieve de los nรบmeros. Dentro de cuatro horas tendrรญa que estar vestido, tendrรญa que estar con Lotz, los dos vestidos, saliendo, haciรฉndole adiรณs con la mano a Maritรฉ, a Teresita Lotz desde la vereda de Echeveste.

Pecheny mirรณ. A travรฉs del vidrio de la puerta de la cocina, detrรกs del jardรญn, detrรกs del ligustro, en la vereda de enfrente, vio un casal de murciรฉlagos revoloteando alrededor del fawl. Tapaban la luz de a ratos, pero se podรญa leer perfectamente en la hornacina: Fรกbrica de mosaicos. La Concordiense. De Miguel Etcheveste e hijos. Casa fundada en 1916. Granรญticos y baldosones. Mรกrmol reconstituido. Pecheny se levantรณ. Una alpargata se le trabรณ entre las patas del taburete. Lotz se reรญa: “Cuรกndo se me va a comprar chinelas, Pecheny. Eso es de tapรฉ”.

Pecheny fue hasta la mesada y encendiรณ el Primus. Alejรณ la alcuza del alcohol y tirรณ el fรณsforo. Bombeรณ, esperรณ, llenรณ lapa-va hasta la mitad, sacรณ la yerbera de la alacena. Puso la bombilla en el mate y volviรณ a sentarse. Algo, como el amago del viento, le hizo llegar el olor de la estrella federal. Pecheny se quedรณ quieto hasta que el agua empezรณ a hacer ruido. Fue, apagรณ el Primus, cebรณ el primer mate y lo escupiรณ en la pileta. Dejรณ abierta la canilla hasta que el agua borrรณ los redondeles de yerba y el fรณsforo quemado. Sintiรณ que iba a llorar. Llevรณ a la mesa la pava, el mate y el pasaplatos de corcho y cebรณ lentamente.

Pecheny tomรณ otro mate y dejรณ la bombilla apoyada contra el pico de la pava. Tendrรญan que estar junto a la medianera, una de cada lado, mirando el Longines, controlando el minutero, esperando que la aguja llegase al nueve para gritar. “Loootz”, “Pe-chenyyyy”. A veces Pecheny gritaba primero, a veces gritaba primero Lotz, y a veces gritaban los dos al mismo tiempo y entonces se reรญan a travรฉs de la medianera.

Pecheny sacรณ otra hoja del sobre. A travรฉs del vidrio de la puerta de la cocina se veรญan ya las rosas mosquetas, el cantero de los pensamientos, las clavelinas alrededor de la parra y las hojas de la parra que ahora empezaban a destellar en la oscuridad. Desde el veinticuatro que usaban el Longines. Desde el veintidรณs que estaban juntos en el ferrocarril. En el veinticuatro los ascendieron a los dos. Mรญster Donovan los hizo llamar y รฉl en persona les entregรณ el Longines. Cuando entraron al despacho, Mรญster Donovan tenรญa ya los dos Longines encima del escritorio. Los felicitรณ y los mandรณ en comisiรณn especial. La primera inspecciรณn fue en Conquistadores; en Villaguay se sacaron la foto. En lo de Fermoset. Habรญan ido a sacarse la foto para el carnet del club Ferrocarril y a Lotz se le ocurriรณ la idea de sacarse la foto cรณmica en el aeroplano. Se sacaron con el rancho puesto y el Longines colgando de la cadenita, en el dedo, seรฑalando a Fermoset. Hicieron dos copias. A la vuelta las enmarcaron en lo de Redman. Pecheny la tenรญa colgada encima del banderรญn. El banderรญn decรญa: Concurso de Pesca Libre. Club Ferrocarril. 1947. Concordia – Entre Rรญos. Deportes Nรกuticos. Lotz se reรญa: “Pecheny, ยฟcuรกndo se va a comprar una red? Parece Pancho Ramรญrez con la tacuara esa”.

Pecheny dio una larga pitada y la brasa titilรณ. En la hornacina la luz del farol de Etcheveste ya casi no se veรญa. Se veรญan ahora como dos luces juntas en la claridad. Pronto se despertarรญa Maritรฉ. Maritรฉ se iba a asustar al ver el resplandor en la cocina, al ver que Pecheny no estaba en la cama. Maritรฉ iba a aparecer en la puerta, anudรกndose el batรณn, mirรกndolo fijo, y Pccheny leiba a decir que ya habรญa pasado, que no habรญa podido dormir y que ya habรญa pasado.

Pecheny apagรณ el cigarrillo. Cebรณ un mate. Estaba frรญo. Mirรณ el Longines. Estaba amaneciendo. En Conquistadores fue. En veintisiete aรฑos de ferrocarril fue la vez que se acostaron mรกs tarde. Estaban jugando al truco en el coche de inspecciรณn. El coche estaba en vรญa muerta. Vino el jefe de estaciรณn, en el sulky, a invitarlos, un asado con cuero, en su casa, en el fondo. Bastiรกn se llamaba. O no, Bastiรกn era el telegrafista. Lotz tendrรญa que acordarse. Lotz se acordaba de todo. Lotz tenรญa una memoria privilegiada para los nombres. Y para los nรบmeros. Se acordaba de los cumpleaรฑos de todos. Fue el รบnico de la oficina que_se acordรณ de que Osa se jubilaba. Fueron juntos a lo de Redman, a encargar el pergamino.

   Pecheny volviรณ a hacer girar el cenรญcero. En ese vagรณn recorrieron todo el ramal; de Conquistadores a La Calandria, de La Calandria a Federal, de Federal a Alcaraz, de Alcaraz a Diamante. En el veintisรฉis pasaron juntos a Mantenimiento; en el veintisiete los ascendieron a los dos juntos y los pasaron a Trรกfico. En Villaguay, en el escritorio doble, estuvieron juntos hasta la revoluciรณn de Uriburu. En el treinta y uno se casaron. En el treinta y dos empezaron a pagar la casa en el Hogar Ferroviario. En el treinta y tres los mandaron juntos a Central, escritorio por medio. En Central los ascendieron tres veces, tres veces en diecisiete aรฑos, las tres veces un escritorio al lado de otro. Ahora se iba a duchar. Maritรฉ le iba a llevar la ropa al baรฑo. Cuando les entregaron la casa plantaron la parra. Trajeron los sarmientos de lo de Pรฉrsico. Pamell les hizo los tirantes y Lotz consiguiรณ el aceite usado de auto en la Sacie. Se pasaron todo el domingo embadurnando la madera. Lotz se reรญa: “Tambiรฉn, Pecheny, como no nos lleguen a crecer los parrales”. Despuรฉs iba a entrar a cambiarse al dormitorio. El y Lotz se iban a poner la camisa blanca, el palmbich blanco, la corbata a pintitas, los zapatos beige y blanco, el cinturรณn de cocodrilo, las ligas sobre las mangas de la ca-misa, la cadena enganchada en el pasacinto, el Longines en el bolsillo chico del pantalรณn.

Pacheny cerrรณ el Longines. Ahora, a las cinco y cincuenta, iban a sonar los dos despertadores. Primero se iban a levantar Maritรฉ y Teresita Lotz. Iban a ir a la cocina, a encender el Primus, las dos chancleteando con las chinelas por el camino de linรณleum. Lotz se reรญa: “Parecen dos patos criollos, Pecheny”. Despuรฉs iban a matear; despuรฉs รฉl y Lotz iban a estar con el Longines en la mano, esperando junto a la medianera, esperan-do que la aguja del minutero llegase al nueve, listos para gritar. Al gritar, al levantar la cabeza, se podรญa ver la estrella federal de la casa de Lotz que se entrecruzaba con la suya. Despuรฉs los dos iban a ir caminando por la veredita, iban a rodear el cantero de las clavelinas, el cantero de los pensamientos, iban a abrir el portoncito, se iban a saludar: “ยฟQuรฉ tal, Lotz?”, “ยฟQuรฉ tal, Pecheny?”, iban a cruzar la calle, se iban a dar vuelta al llegar a la hornacina de Etcheveste, iban a esperar a Maritรฉ, a Teresita Lotz, que se iban a asomar por los dos portoncitos, las dos con el paรฑuelo de gasa encima de los ruleros, las dos con el batรณn con pintitas, con chinelas de marabรบ, saludรกndose primero: “ยฟQuรฉ tal, Teresita?” “ยฟQuรฉ tal, – Maritรฉ?” Despuรฉs Maritรฉ iba a gritar: “ยฟQuรฉ tal, Lotz? Adiรณs, adiรณs”; Teresita Lotz iba a gritar: “ยฟQuรฉ tal, Pecheny? Adiรณs, adiรณs”. Y ellos iban a saludar con la mano, caminando para atrรกs hasta darse vuelta, iban a caminar hasta la carpinterรญa de Pamell, iban a cruzar en lo de Pรฉrsico, iban a cortar camino siguiendo el paredรณn de la Sacie y a las siete y    cincuenta estarรญan en Central firmando el libro de asistencia.

Pecheny se levantรณ. Ya era de dรญa. Corriรณ el taburete, apagรณ la luz y guardรณ el Longines. Entonces se oyรณ gritar a Tcresita Lotz. Gritaba larga y desesperadamente, llamรกndolos. Gritaba desde el dormitorio y su grito se oรญa a travรฉs de la medianera. Sin apuro, Pecheny fue en busca de Maritรฉ. Al pasar por el camino de linรณleum, a travรฉs de la ventana, vio la estrella federal.

(de Carroza y reina, 1986)

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ISIDORO BLAISTEN

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LOTZ DOES NOT ANSWER

Banquo. โ€” How goes the night, boy?

Fleance. โ€” The moon is down; I have not heard the clock.

William Shakespeare, Macbeth

Pecheny woke up. He was leaning against the headboard, the back of his neck was damp, and he was weeping in the darkness. It was very earlyโ€”judging by the glowing face of the alarm clockโ€”and something, somewhere very close by, was about to happen. Slowly and carefully, he shifted to the edge of the bed and felt around with his foot for the crushed heel of his espadrille. Maritรฉ murmured something in her sleep. Pecheny turned his head, but Maritรฉโ€™s breathing had already returned to a slow, steady rhythm, as if keeping time with the alarm clock.

Pecheny had his handkerchief in his pajama pocketโ€”the top one; he took it out, wiped his eyes, and put it back. Something was happening, very close by.

Without making a sound, Pecheny opened the small drawer of the nightstand, felt around, and pulled out the folded rice-paper packet, the tobacco pouch, and the lighter. He put everything in his pockets, and at the bottom of the drawer, he touched the Longines watch. He slipped it into the top pocket next to the handkerchief and got up. He walked with his arm outstretched, feeling his way out of the bedroom, brushing past the dresser and the chair where his coat was hanging. A striped beam of light filtered through the dining room shutters; it came from the streetlamp in the niche by Echevesteโ€™s house.

   Pecheny walked across the linoleum hallway, touching the folding armchair, the magazine rack, the fringe of the pennant, the wall, and the kitchen doorframe before turning on the light. The glare reflecting off the oilcloth tablecloth made him squint. The cloth was white with a pattern of pale blue ducklings, and the light bounced off the white oilcloth, the white tiles, the marble countertop, and the clean white enamel of the kerosene stove. It had happened; it had been very close. Pecheny pulled up a stool and sat down. He set down his tobacco pouch, the packet of papers, and his lighter. He placed them in a row right on top of the little ducks. He took out his Longines watch, opened it, checked the time, and slipped it back into his pocket. That moment had just passed.

   Pecheny looked through the glass of the ajar door. He could see the back of the garden in the night, the indistinct shadow of the grapevine. That moment had passed, and Pecheny sat staring fixedly at the little ducks on the tablecloth. They were light blue, with a yellow eye. The water was depicted as yellow, wavy lines. Lotz had an identical cloth. Maritรฉ and Teresita Lotz had bought both tablecloths at the “Blanco y Negro” clearance sale. Lotz used to laugh: “Look, Pecheny, if you happened to make a mistake and wander into my kitchen… judging by the tablecloth, you wouldn’t even notice the difference.” Soonโ€”at six-forty-nineโ€”he would have to be with Lotz. He would have to be dressed, ready to leave, checking his Longines, ready to shout, ready to call out to Lotz over the dividing wall. The wavy line matched the color of the eye and was imperceptibly broken beneath each little duck; that moment had just passed.

   Pecheny took out his Longines again and laid it, open, on the tablecloth. The shadow of the watch’s lid cast an oblique, oval shape. Pecheny followed the second handโ€”each tick, each pause, each twitchโ€”listening at every numeral. Four and a half hours to go. It was the first time in twenty-seven years of working for the railway that he had been awake at this hour. Perhaps back in Conquistadores… but no, it hadn’t been that late. Lotz would surely remember. In four and a half hours, he would be with Lotz; both of them wearing white Palm Beach suits, white Panama hats, and beige-and-white shoes.

   Pecheny untied the drawstring of his tobacco pouch. Now the embossing was visible: the horseโ€”the horseโ€™s head emerging from within the seven-nailed horseshoeโ€”and his initials, E. P. A gift from Lotz. Lotz and Teresita Lotz had given it to him for his birthday. Pecheny took a sheet from the envelope and cupped the paper, creating a ribbed hollow. Then he aligned the strands of tobacco. He rolled it up. Then he moistened the gummed edge. When he looked up, he saw the moon moving behind the shadow of the grapevine. He tore off the gummed strip, crumpled it between his fingers, and set it down on a small duck figurine. The duckโ€™s eye stared stubbornly ahead. Pecheny flipped open the lighter. Lotz was laughing: “Pecheny, you don’t say ‘yesquero’ anymore. Say ‘encendedor’. Don’t say ‘yesquero’, or people will think you’re an old man.” The flame, magnified like a vision, floated for a moment and vanished behind the glass, behind of the night, behind the grapevine, in the garden. It had happened.

   Pecheny took a drag and stood up. The ashtray sat atop the radio, resting on the little doily. He carried it to the table and sat back down. Lotz had one just like it. Though his was a bit darker. A gift from Redman. Redman had given one to each of them when they went to order the parchment for Osa. Lotz used to laugh: “Look, Pecheny, what do you think? We could eat soup out of it.” “Itโ€™s got plenty of room,” Redman had told them. The ashtray was hugeโ€”brown Bakelite with white veiningโ€”and bore large white letters running all the way around: *Casa Redman. Concordia. Entre Rรญos 719-721-723. Specialty Shop. Framesโ€”Picturesโ€”Printsโ€”Parchments. And models for painting and drawing. Direct imports from Europe. Artificial flowers.*

Pecheny turned the ashtray again, tapped off the ash once more, slowly watched the long wisp of smoke drift out through the transom window, and crushed the cigarette, which was already starting to unravel. Then he turned the paper packet over a few times, opened it, and read everything written on it: Rolling Paper โ€“ 75 Hours. El Surubรญ โ€“ Registered Trademark. Pull the leaf gently. Selecta SAIC โ€“ Goya, Corrientes. Gummed paper. Lotz used to laugh: “When do you plan on buying ready-made cigarettes, Pecheny? Even the immigrants in the colonies don’t roll their own anymore.”

   Pecheny looked. The Longines gleamed in the light of the moonโ€”high, round, and distant. The porcelain dial seemed transparent, making the raised numerals stand out. In four hours, he would have to be dressed; he would have to be with Lotzโ€”both of them dressed and heading outโ€”waving goodbye to Maritรฉ, to Teresita Lotz, from the sidewalk outside the Etcheveste place.

Pecheny looked. Through the kitchen doorโ€™s glass paneโ€”past the garden and the privet hedge, over on the opposite sidewalkโ€”he saw a pair of bats fluttering around the streetlamp. They blocked the light every now and then, but the inscription in the niche was perfectly legible: Tile Factory. La Concordiense. Owned by Miguel Etcheveste & Sons. Established 1916. Granite tiles and large paving slabs. Reconstituted marble. Pecheny stood up. One of his espadrilles got caught in the legs of the stool. Lotz laughed: “When are you going to buy yourself some slippers, Pecheny? Those things are for country bumpkins.”

   Pecheny walked over to the counter and lit the Primus stove. He moved the alcohol can away and tossed the match aside. He pumped the stove, waited, filled the kettle halfway, and took the *yerba* container out of the cupboard. He placed the *bombilla* straw into the gourd and sat back down. A faint breeze carried the scent of *estrella federal* flowers his way. Pecheny sat motionless until the water began to hiss. He went over, turned off the Primus, prepared the first *mate*, and spat it out into the sink. He left the tap running until the water washed away the rings of *yerba* and the burnt matchstick. He felt like crying. He carried the kettle, the *mate*, and the cork trivet to the table and began to pour slowly.

   Pecheny drank another mate and rested the bombilla against the spout of the kettle. They ought to be standing by the party wallโ€”one on each sideโ€”watching the Longines clock, tracking the minute hand, waiting for the needle to hit the nine so they could shout. “Loootz,” “Pe-chenyyyy.” Sometimes Pecheny would shout first, sometimes Lotz would, and sometimes they would both shout at the same time, laughing across the dividing wall.

   Pecheny took another sheet of paper out of the envelope. Through the kitchen doorโ€™s glass pane, one could already make out the wild roses, the bed of pansies, the pinks surrounding the grapevine, and the vine leaves now beginning to glint in the darkness. They had been using the Longines since ’24. They had been together at the railway since ’22. In ’24, they were both promoted. Mr. Donovan had summoned them and personally handed them the Longines watches. When they entered the office, Mr. Donovan already had both Longines watches sitting on his desk. He congratulated them and sent them on a special assignment. Their first inspection was in Conquistadores; they had their photo taken in Villaguayโ€”at Fermosetโ€™s place. They had gone to get their picture taken for their Railway Club membership cards, and Lotz came up with the idea of โ€‹โ€‹taking a funny photo in the airplane prop. They posed wearing their wide-brimmed hats, with the Longines dangling from its chainโ€”draped over a fingerโ€”pointing at Fermoset. They had two copies made. Upon their return, they had them framed at Redmanโ€™s shop. Pecheny kept his hanging above the pennant. The pennant read: Open Fishing Contest. Railway Club. 1947. Concordia – Entre Rรญos. Nautical Sports. Lotz used to laugh: “Pecheny, when are you going to buy a net? You look like Pancho Ramรญrez with that bamboo pole.”

     Pecheny took a long drag, and the glowing tip of his cigarette flickered. In the niche, the light from Etchevesteโ€™s lantern was barely visible anymore. Now, two lights could be seen together in the dim glow. Maritรฉ would be waking up soon. Maritรฉ would be startled to see the glow in the kitchen, to see that Pecheny wasn’t in bed. Maritรฉ would appear in the doorway, tying her robe, staring intently at him, and Pecheny would tell her it was overโ€”that he hadn’t been able to sleep, but that it was over now.

Pecheny stubbed out his cigarette. He prepared a mate. It had gone cold. He glanced at his Longines. Dawn was breaking. It happened in Conquistadores. In twenty-seven years on the railway, that was the latest they had ever stayed up. They were playing “truco” in the inspection car. The car was sitting on a siding. The stationmaster arrived in a sulky to invite them over for an “asado con cuero”โ€”roast beef with the hide onโ€”in the backyard of his home. His name was Bastiรกn. Or waitโ€”no, Bastiรกn was the telegraph operator. Lotz would remember. Lotz remembered everything. Lotz had an extraordinary memory for names. And for numbers. He remembered everyoneโ€™s birthday. He was the only one in the office who remembered that Osa was retiring. They had gone together to Redmanโ€™s place to order the commemorative parchment.

Pecheny spun the ashtray around again. In that railcar, they had traveled the entire branch line: from Conquistadores to La Calandria, from La Calandria to Federal, from Federal to Alcaraz, from Alcaraz to Diamante. In โ€™26, they moved to the Maintenance Department together; in โ€™27, they were both promoted and transferred to Traffic. In Villaguay, sharing a double desk, they worked side by side until the Uriburu revolution. In โ€™31, they got married. In โ€™32, they began paying off their house through the Railway Workersโ€™ Housing Cooperative. In โ€™33, they were sent to Central together, with desks right next to each other. At Central, they were promoted three timesโ€”three times in seventeen yearsโ€”and each time, their desks remained side by side. Now he was going to take a shower. Maritรฉ would bring his clothes to the bathroom. When they took possession of the house, they planted the grapevine. They brought the cuttings from Pรฉrsicoโ€™s place. Pamell built the trellis supports, and Lotz got some used motor oil from Sacie. They spent the whole Sunday coating the wood with it. Lotz would laugh: “Just imagine, Pecheny, if our grapevines actually started growing.” Then he would go into the bedroom to change. He and Lotz would put on their white shirts, white Palm Beach suits, polka-dot ties, beige-and-white shoes, crocodile belts, sleeve garters, watch chains hooked to their belt loops, and Longines watches in their small trouser pockets.

   Pecheny snapped his Longines shut. Now, at five-fifty, the two alarm clocks would go off. First, Maritรฉ and Teresita Lotz would get up. They would go to the kitchen to light the Primus stove, the two of them shuffling along the linoleum path in their slippers. Lotz would laugh: “They look like a couple of Muscovy ducks, Pecheny.” Then they would have mate; afterwards, he and Lotz would stand by the dividing wall, Longines watches in hand, waiting for the minute hand to reach the nine, ready to shout. As they shouted and looked up, one could see the “Federal Star” design on Lotzโ€™s house intersecting with the one on his own. Then the two men would walk along the little path, circle the bed of pinks and the bed of pansies, open the small gate, and greet each other: “Howโ€™s it going, Lotz?” “Howโ€™s it going, Pecheny?” They would cross the street, turn around when they reached the Etcheveste niche, and wait for Maritรฉ and Teresita Lotz to appear at their respective small gatesโ€”both women wearing gauze scarves over their hair curlers, both in polka-dot housecoats and marabou slippersโ€”greeting each other first: “Howโ€™s it going, Teresita?” “Howโ€™s it going, Maritรฉ?” Later, Maritรฉ would call out: “Howโ€™s it going, Lotz? Bye, bye”; Teresita Lotz would call out: “Howโ€™s it going, Pecheny? Bye, bye.” And they would wave, walking backward until they turned around; they would walk to Pamellโ€™s carpentry shop, cross over by Pรฉrsicoโ€™s place, take a shortcut along the Sacieโ€™s boundary wall, and at seven-fifty they would be at Central, signing the attendance log.

Pecheny got up. It was already daylight. He pushed aside the stool, turned off the light, and put away the Longines. Then Teresita Lotz was heard screaming. She was screaming long and desperately, calling out to them. She was screaming from the bedroom, and her cry could be heard through the party wall. Without rushing, Pecheny went to find Maritรฉ. As he walked along the linoleum-covered path, he saw the poinsettia through the window.

(from Carroza y reina, 1986)

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Algunos de los libros de Isidoro Blaisten/Some of Isidoro Blaisten’s Books

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Isidoro (Ike) Blaisten (1933-2004) Cuentista y novelista judรญo-argentino/Argentine Jewish Short-Short-story Writer and Novelist — “Adonai” y otros minicuentos rarรญsimos /”Adonai” and other very strange mini-short-stories

Isidoro Blaisten

Isidoro Blaisten (Ike). fue escritor y poeta argentino, nacido en Concordia (Entre Rรญos), en 1933. Su primera obra fue el libro de poemas Sucediรณ en la lluvia (1965), sin embargo, nunca volviรณ a publicar poesรญa.Su primera colecciรณn de cuentos, La felicidad (1969), incluรญa el humor negro de “El tรญo Facundo” y el retrato social de “Los tarmas”, donde los miembros de una familia se alimentan de los canapรฉs que sirven en fiestas donde no han sido invitados. Despuรฉs llegaron La salvaciรณn (1972), El mago (1975) y uno de los libros mรกs celebrados, Dublรญn al Sur (1980). Cerrado por melancolรญa (1981). Entre sus libros de cuentos fueron: Cuentos anteriores (1982), Carroza y reina (1986) y Al acecho (1995), En sus relatos, Blaisten presenta con gran humor las peculiaridades de la sociedad urbana actual, donde se funde con la ironรญa y lo crรญtico para describir las caracterรญsticas lingรผรญsticas de sus personajes. Poco antes de su muerte publicรณ su primera novela, Voces en la noche, Su protagonista es un vendedor de lencerรญa que se convierte en el principal enemigo de una organizaciรณn decidida a acabar con la literatura. En Anticonferencias (1983), consiguiรณ unir el ensayo y la narrativa. Miembro de la Academia Argentina de Letras y miembro correspondiente de la Real Academia Espaรฑola, Blaisten recibiรณ, entre otras muchas distinciones, la Faja de Honor de la Sociedad Argentina de Escritores (SADE), el Premio Konex de Platino y el Premio Anual a la Trayectoria Artรญstica del Fondo Nacional de las Artes. Falleciรณ en 2004. Adaptado de Biografรญas.com

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Isidoro Blaisten (Ike)was an Argentine writer and poet, born in Concordia (Entre Rรญos), in 1933. His first work was the book of poems It happened in the rain (1965), however, he never published poetry again. His first collection of short stories, Happiness (1969), included the black humor of “El uncle Facundo” and the social portrait of “Los tarmas”, where the members of a family eat the canapรฉs that they serve at parties where they have not been invited. Then came Salvation (1972), The Wizard (1975) and one of the most celebrated books, Dublin to the South (1980). Closed for Melancholy (1981). Among his story books were: Cuentos anteriores (1982), Carroza y Reina (1986) and Lurking (1995), In his stories, Blaisten presents with great humor the peculiarities of today’s urban society, where he merges with irony and the critical CCC to describe the linguistic characteristics of their characters. Shortly before his death, he published his first novel, Voices in the Night. Its protagonist is a lingerie salesman who becomes the main enemy of an organization determined to put an end to literature. In Anticonferences (1983), he managed to unite the essay and the narrative. Member of the Argentine Academy of Letters and corresponding member of the Royal Spanish Academy, Blaisten received, among many other distinctions, the Honor Belt of the Argentine Society of Writers (SADE), the Platinum Konex Award and the Annual Lifetime Achievement Award. Artistic of the National Endowment for the Arts. He passed away in 2004. Adapted from Biografรญas.com

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Imagino nuestro afecto mutuo naciรณ porque รฉramos dos muchachos de barrio, con cรณdigos similares. Una vez me contรณ que, cuando por alguna razรณn debรญa alejarse de sus calles amadas, al volver e ir recorriendo esas veredas conocidas los vecinos, a su paso, lo aplaudรญan. Ya entonces se distinguรญa su humor รกcido e irรณnico, su caballerosidad pueblerina, su ternura de hermano menor criado por sus cinco hermanas, caracterรญsticas que reflejarรญa  la prosa atrayente y precisa de sus relatos y poesรญas.  – Ricardo Feierstein, Novelista, poeta, escritor

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I imagine that our mutual affection was born because we were two boys from the neighborhood, with similar values. Once he told me that, when, for some reason he had to get away from his beloved streets, when he returned and walked those familiar paths, the neighbors, as he passed, applauded him. Already then his acid and ironic humor was distinguished, his small-town chivalry, the tenderness of his younger brother raised by his five sisters, characteristics that would reflect the attractive and precise prose of his stories and poetry. Ricardo Feierstein, novelist, poet, writer

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Cuentos raros/Unusual Short Short-Stories

El humor negro de Isidoro Blaisten/The Black Humor of Isidoro Blaisten

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ADONAI

Adonai iba por el mundo vendiendo las tablas de la

ley.              

Las llevaba sobre el hombro y pregonaba:

–A diรฉ la tabla de la ley, a diรฉ

            Nunca nadie le comprรณ nada.

           Pero cuando muriรณ, un carpintero que tambiรฉn

era hebreo escribiรณ su nombre como escriben los he-

breos, de derecha a izquierda. Nunca nadie alcanzรณ

a entender que querรญa decir esa palabra escrita sobre

la losa con el lรกpiz del carpintero: IANODA.

           Pero eso si: nadie se animรณ a borrarla. Ni si-

quiera la lluvia.

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ADONAI

Adonai went out in the world selling the tablets of the

Law.

           He carried them on his shoulder and proclaimed:

           –For sale, the tablet of the law, for sale.

Nobody ever bought anything from him;

        But when he died, a carpenter who was also

A Hebrew wrote his name as the Hebrews wri-

te, from the right to the left. Nobody ever managed

to understand the meaning of that word written over

the slab with the carpenterโ€™s pencil: IANODA.

                 But this much is true: nobody had the courage to

erase it. Not e-

ven the rain.

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EL BRINDIS

–Seรฑores, es realmente lindo. Tambiรฉn sรฉ que es emotivo. Sรญ, amigos,

quiero decirles que sรญ, que hoy yo puedo decirles a ustedes: sรญ, ami-

gos, he crecido. He crecido por quรฉ. Porque me sie-

nto realizado, porque realmente he comenzado a latir

con mi propio pulso, o sea, que, es decir, he tomado

conciencia, esto es, he tomado conciencia, he concien-

tizado Me asumรญ. ยฟVieron? He concientizado las po-

tencias yoicas. Viste? Asumir la realidad, amigos.

Tal cual. Lo que corresponde. Se terminรณ para mรญ

el abismo generacional, la confusiรณn, el estar mal ins-

talado en la vida. Por eso, amigos, mis queri-

dos amigos, levanto mi copa, al cumplir ochenta

y tres aรฑos.

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 THE TOAST

โ€œGentlemen, itโ€™s really nice. I also know that it is moving. Yes, friends,

I want to tell say that yes,  that today I can tell all of you: yes, frie-

nds, I have grown. I have grown, why? Because I fe-

el fulfilled, because really I have begun to beat with my own pulse,

or rather, that is, that, that is to say, I have become aware, thatโ€™s it, I ha-

ve raised awareness. I have come to terms with myself. Do you see? I

have become aware of the potential of the ego. Do you see.

To come to terms with reality, friends. As it is. What is fitting. The generat-

ional abysm, the confusion, the malaise installed in life has end-

ed for me. Por that reason, my dear friends,

I raise my cup on turning eighty-three.

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EL MAGO

–Nada por aquรญ, nada por allรก. . . ยกPero quiรฉn fue

el degenerado que me lo cambiรณ de lugar.

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THE MAGICIAN

โ€œNothing here, nothing there. . .But who was

the degenerate who moved it on me!

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El EQUILIBRISTA

Lo que nunca alcanzรณ oรญr el equilibrista, antes de

ponerse a caminar sobre la cuerda floja, fue que en

el poste de la otra punta un peรณn del circo le dijo

al payaso.

–Pa mรญ que esta soga ya no da mรกs.

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THE TIGHTROPE WALKER

What the tightrope walker was never able to hear, before

setting out to walk on the slack rope was that at

the post at the other end, a circus worker said to

the clown.

โ€œIn my opinion, that rope is worn out.”

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EL DESARROLLO Y LA FE

Sรณlo los chicos creen. Pero los chicos creen.

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DEVELOPMENT AND FAITH

        Only the children believe. But the children believe.

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MAGNITUDES Y DISTANCIAS

El mundo es ancho y ajeno. La cama es angosta y

nuestra. La cama estรก aquรญ no mรกs.

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MAGNITUDES AND DISTANCES

The world is wide and foreign. The bed is narrow and

ours. The bed is right here.

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LOS PIES EN LA TIERRA

ร‰l: ยฟCรณmo estรก el dรญa? ยฟDe maravillas, despunta brumoso, hay melancolรญa. Reverbera? ยฟCรณmo estรก el dรญa, che?

        Ella: Todavรญa no amaneciรณ.

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FEET ON THE GROUND

He: โ€œHowโ€™s the day? Is it of miracles, blunted by fog, is there melancholy, does it reverberate?โ€

           She: Itโ€™s not dawn yet.

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EL TIEMPO

El tiempo no tenรญa tiempo. Corria apuradรญ-

simo.

–ยกCaramba! โ€“meditaba–. Voy a llegar tarde a oficina

otra vez, ยฟQuรฉ va a ser de mรญ,  quรฉ va a

ser de la clepsidra, que va a ser de del nono Chrono, si

me echan? Asรญ razonaba el tiempo colgado al colec-

tivo sesenta.

           Pero he aquรญ que una diminuta anciana, con cara

de vieja marihuanera que asomaba su rostro mar-

chito por la ventanilla, dรญjole desde el primer asiento:

–Tiempo al tiempo, hijo mรญo. No por mucho ma-

drugar se amanece mรกs temprano. Mรญrame a mรญ, pe-

queรฑo. Cuando era una mozuela dicharachera y feliz,

en los aรฑos twenty, en Mรฉxico, cantaba las maรฑani-

tas y hoy sรณlo una pobre mendiga harapienta.

–ยกPor favor, seรฑora! โ€“le dijo el tiempo–. Vie-

jos son los trapos. Usted habrรก tenido sus buenos fa-

tos. Si se le nota en la cara de picarona.

–Bueno, modestรญas aparte, hubo un gondolero

veneciano que me quiso poner un bulรญn.

–ยฟEl de la calle Ayacucho?

–ยกCรกllese, loco! โ€“ contestรณ la viejita sacando la

mano por la ventanilla y palmeรกndole el glรบteo pos-

terior izquierdo.

           El tiempo se asustรณ. Con la mente obnubilada cre-

yรณ que venรญa el peligro amarillo y se desprendiรณ de

la manija. Lo juntaron con una cucharita. Una cuchari-

ta marca Gamuza que la pobre viejecilla llevaba en

el bolsรณn.

           Se detuvieron todos los relojes. Varios refranes

dejaron de existir: โ€œEl tiempo es oroโ€. โ€œTodo tiempo

pasado fue mejorโ€, El tiempo es como el viento,

apaga los fuegos dรฉbiles y aviva los fuertes.

           De la Biblia se eliminรณ Eclesiastรฉs, en la parte

que dice: โ€œHay un tiempo para todoโ€.

           Clausuraron el diario El Tiempo.

           Por eso no hay cosa mejor, en los dรญas de estรญo,

cuando aprieta la canรญcula y sopla el siroco sobre las

altas torres, que matar a todas las viejitas marahua-

neras, haciรฉndoles tragar una cucharita marca Ga-

muza. 

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TIME

Time didnโ€™t have time. He was running hast-

ly.

โ€œCaramba,โ€ he thought. โ€œI am going to arrive late

at the office again. Whatโ€™s happen to me, whatโ€™s going to

be of the hourglass, whatโ€™s going to happen to the nerd Chrono, if

they fire me? So thought time, hanging on to the bus, nu-

mber 60.

           But here is a diminutive old lady with the face of

an old marijuana smoker who showed her wizened face thr-

ough the little window. She said to him from the first seat:

           โ€œTake your time, my son. Getting up early doesnโ€™t make

the dawn come sooner. Look at me, little one. When I was happy

and talkative girl, in the twenties. In Mexico, I sang in the morning,

and today I am a poor beggar in rags.

โ€œPlease, Seรฑora!โ€ time said to her. The rags are old. You must have

had your good times. It shows in your roguish face.โ€

โ€œWell, without modesty, there was a Venetian gondolier who

wanted set me up in a place.โ€

โ€œOn Ayacucho Street?โ€

โ€œShut up, asshole!โ€ answered the little old lady, pushing her hand out through the little window and patting him on his left, rear gl

-uteus.

           Time was startled. With his mind confused, he believed

that the yellow peril was coming and he let go of the handle. They put him

together in a spoon. A Gamuza brand spoon that the poor little

old lady carried in her satchel.

           All watches and clocks stopped. Several adages ceased to exist:

โ€œTime is money.โ€ โ€œAll times past were better,โ€ โ€œTime is like the wind,

it puts out weak fires and strengthens the strong ones.โ€

           From the Bible, part of Ecclesiastes was eliminated, the part that says:

โ€œThere is a time for everything.โ€

           The shut down the The Times newspaper.

           For that reason, there is nothing better, in the summer days,

when the dog days are uncomfortable and the sirocco blows

over the high towers, than to kill all the little old marijuana smokers

making them swallow a Gamuza brand spoon.

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EL ASCETA MENDICANTE

Ya soy asceta mendicante. Me dejรฉ la barba y voy

por las casas solucionando problemas.

  Toco los timbres, golpeo los nudillos, doy alda-

bonazos, y alguna que otra, segรบn las puertas,

la infraestructura y la condiciรณn social. Mi tarifa es

dispar y depende de los problemas del epifenรณmeno.

Tengo un precio para todo. Pero decรญa Napo-

Leรณn, โ€œtodo hombre tiene su estipendioโ€. Yo tengo

el mรญo. O sea es, esto es:

Complejos de Edipo no clarificados: un sobre de

sopa Royco o una cajita de cuatro caldos en cubo,

amรฉn de cinco patys (por consulta).

Tendencias homosexuales (para varones y mujer-

es): 2 pollos (muertos).

Complejo de abandรณnico: una caja de postre Exqui-

sita, amรฉn de un paquete de yerba Taragรผi (que

es la mejor), o en su defecto dos de Polenta Mรกgica.

  Y asรญ sucesivamente, timbrazo por aquรญ, aldabo-

nazo por allรก, golpeteo por acullรก, recorro com alto

espรญritu las unidades de vivienda.

  A veces, cuando en nรบcleo habitacional no hay

aldabones, ni timbres, ni superficie alguna sobre la

cual golpetear, pongo las manos al costado de mi bo-

ca a guisa de altoparlante, megafone, baffle o reper-

cutor y grito:

  –ยกEeeech, de la casa!. . .

  No sรฉ quรฉ ven  en mi cara. Pero todas las seรฑoras

me hacen pasar.

  โ€œDites moisโ€, le digo en francรฉs. o โ€œTell meโ€, en

inglรฉs, โ€œtu trauma, por favorโ€.

         Barrunto que algo en mรญ, algo que tengo yo

las seรฑoras tambiรฉn lo barruntan. Y si no lo ba-

rruntan, extiendo los dedos de sendas manos como

sarmientos secos o plegarias petrificadas. No en un

gesto de ruego o imploraciรณn, no. Sucede que me ven

como la conciencia de su propio mensaje de bruja,

su necio destino. La vida que se va y los complejos

que quedan. Entonces confรญan en mรญ.

  Sรฉ que pasarรกn mucho mรกs de treinta aรฑos hasta que yo sea comprendido.

Pero las seรฑoras saben. ยกCaray, si saben!

  Y yo seguirรฉ peregrinado. Pasarรฉ junto a los

cercos y a los abetos, junto a las explanadas y gra-

derรญas, junto  las setas y las empalizadas, pregun-

tando, inquiriendo junto a cada rostro socavado por

la desdicha: ยฟse siente usted realizada?

  Ahora, aquรญ, cabe el recuerdo para la primera se-

รฑora que rescatรฉ.

  Fue en las postrimerรญas de un octubre somno-

liento. Por entonces los รกlamos eran jรณvenes y las

torcazas iniciaban su vuelo equinoccial.

  Preguntada si se sentรญa realizada, respondiรณ que:

no. La paciente presentaba su cuadro manรญaco-de-

presivo con sรญntomas de angustia.

  Casada, dos hijos, 14 y 10, el nivel socioeconรณmico era de alta

clase media y su marido realizaba frecuentes viajes al interior.

  Se comenzรณ la terapia un mes despuรฉs, un desesperado

noviembre. Se fijaron los horarios en dos frascos de zapallos en almรญbar.

De acuerdo, dijo ella, pase.

  Hoy en dรญa la seรฑora (la denominaremos N.N.)

se siente realizada, ha suspendido las prรกcticas de la

masturbaciรณn y su รกnimo, ayer contrito, ha movibili-

zado sus defensas y se nota mayor preocupaciรณn por

los problemas societarios.

  Una luz nueva habita en su alma como una golon-

drina para siempre.

  Y en mi alacena, de su duelo tal vez olvidada, se

divisan las torres de cristal de los altos frascos, de

los altos zapallos, de los altos almรญbares.

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THE ASCETIC MENDICANT

I am an ascetic mendicant. I let my beard grow and I go to house, solving problems.

           I push door bells, I hit the small knobs, I make loud kno-

ks, and once in a while, according to the type of door, the infrastructure

and the social level. My fee is inconsistent and depends upon the problems of the epiphenomenon.

I have a price for everything. But said Napo-

leon said, โ€œEvery man has his price.โ€ I have mine. Or in other words, this is it:

Unresolved Oedipus complex: a packet of Royco soup or a

small box of four dried soups in cubes, as well as five crackers (for each consultation).

Homosexual tendencies (for men and women): two chickens (dead).

Abandonment complex: a box of Exquista dess-

ert, and also a packet of Taragรผi mate

(which is the best) or lacking that, two of Polenta Mรกgica.

And, so, successively, a loud doorbell here, hard knocking there, banging

over there, I go around in high spirits the units of the building. At times, when in

the habitational nucleus, there are no door-knockers or doorbells

or any outside area on which to pound, I put my hands around my mouth

as a sort of loudspeaker, megaphone or baffle or repeater and I shout:

           โ€œEeech, you at home!. . .

           I donโ€™t know what they see in my face. But all the seรฑoras let me in.

โ€œDites moisโ€, I say to her in French. o โ€œTell me.โ€ in English,

Your trauma, please.โ€

           I sense that something in me, something that I have, the seรฑoras also sense.

And if they donโ€™t sense it, I extend my fingers from straightened hands like

dry shoots or petrified prayers. Not in a gesture of begging or imploring, no.

It happens that the see me as the conscience of  their own message

of witchcraft, their stupid destiny. Live goes on and the complexes stay,

Then, they trust me.

           I know that many more than thirty years will pass until I am understood.

But the seรฑoras know. My God, they know!

           And I will continue proclaiming. I will pa-

ss near the fences and the fir trees, near the esplanades and stands and

fences, asking, inquiring near each face, digging for the misfortune: โ€œdo you feel yourself

to be fulfilled?

           Now, here, brings back the memory of the first seรฑora that I rescued.

It was in the last days of a sleepy October. In those days,

the poplars were young and large doves we-

re beginning their equinoctial flight.

           Asked if she felt fulfilled, she responded: no. The patient presented

manic-depressive case with symptoms of anxiety.

           Married, two children, 14 and 10, her socioeconomic level was upper

middle class and her husband made frequent trips to the interior of the country.

           Her therapy began a month later, a desperate November.

We set the schedule in return for two jars of squash in syrup. Okay, she said, come in.

           These days the seรฑora (letโ€™s call her N.N.) feels fulfilled. She has stopped her

practice of masturbation, and here spirit, before contrite, ha-

s mobilized her defenses and new she shows more interest in societal problems.

           A new light inhabits her soul as if it were a perpet-

ual dove.

           And in my cupboard, her grief perhaps forgotten, one sees the towers of crystal of the tall jars, of the tall squash, of the tall syrups.

Translations by Stephen A. Sadow

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Libros de Isidoro Blaisten/Books by Isidoro Blaisten

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